The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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