The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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