Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.