Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.