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My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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