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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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