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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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