Best jokes ever

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, game, alcohol
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine, religious
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, animal, game
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, work, accountant
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, animal
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer