Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?