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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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