Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.