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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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