What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.