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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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