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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 53.18 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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