Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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