What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.