The best animal jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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