Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them