Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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