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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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