Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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