The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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