Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.