Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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