Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.