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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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