Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.