The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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