Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.