The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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