Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.