Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.