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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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