Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.