Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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