Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.