Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.