Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.