Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.