Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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