Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.