Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.