Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.