Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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