For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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