For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.