Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.