Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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