Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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