If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.