If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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