In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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