Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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