Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.