When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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