Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris can break air.