Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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