A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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