A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.