Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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