Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.