Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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