Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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