Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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