Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.