They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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