Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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