Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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