All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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