Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.