Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.